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[19 Jan 2008|02:45pm]
I'm in love.
Again :)
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[11 Nov 2007|10:29pm]
Mall
To dream that you are at the mall, represents your attempts in making a favorable impression on someone.


Basement
To dream that you are in a basement, symbolizes your unconscious mind and intuition. The appearance of the basement is an indication of your unconscious state of mind and level of satisfaction.
To dream that the basement is in disarray and messy, signifies some confusion in which you need to sort out. It may also represent your perceived faults and shortcomings.


"I'm Being Chased"
Chase dreams often stem from feelings of anxiety in your walking life. The way we respond to anxiety and pressure in real life is typically manifested as a chase dream. Running is an instinctive response to physical threats in our environment. Often in these dream scenarios, you are being pursued by some attacker, who wants to hurt or possibly kill you. You are running away, hiding, or trying to outwit your pursuer. Chase dreams may represent your way of coping with fears, stress or various situations in your waking life. Instead of confronting the situation, you are running away and avoiding it. Ask yourself who is the one chasing you and you may gain some understanding and insight on the source of your fears and pressure.

The pursuer or attacker who is chasing you in your dream may also represent a part of yourself. Your own feelings of anger, jealousy, fear, and possibly love, can assume the appearance of threatening figure. You may be projecting these feelings onto the unknown chaser. Next time you have a chase dream, turn around and confront your pursuer. Ask them why they are chasing you.

One may be consumed by their own anger, jealousy, love, or self-destructive behavior. For example, you may be drinking too much or exhibiting open hostility toward others around you. You may subconsciously be threatened by these actions which have been jeopardizing your relationships and/or career. Your dreams are a way of calling attention to these self-destructive actions.
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The Cat Sounded!!!! [06 Nov 2007|03:59am]
life is pretty decent, all things considered.

Matt: Oh my God, Mike, you have a cat?
Mike: Yeah, that's weird, usually she doesn't come out when people are here...
Matt: Here kitty kitty *holds out hand at a distance and crouches, as if to let a dog smell his hand*
Cat: Meow
Matt: Oh my God! It sounded!
Everyone Else: Silence
Me: *laughs hysterically*
Matt: I think it likes me!
Matt: It really likes me!
Cat: Meow
Matt: IT SOUNDED AGAIN!
Me: *laughing hysterically* Sounded, haha
Matt: What? Huh?
Me: *falls of counter laughing* Sounded! Cat's meow, you big retard!
Mike: *Starts to laugh*
Matt: *Starts to laugh* Sounded? Haha. HAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone: *Laughing hysterically*
Patrick: *Creepy laugh*
Me: Oh where'd the cat go?



Good times, good times.
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Somebody told me [23 Oct 2007|08:53pm]
That I should have to fight for love.
That it should come to me.
That it should be easy to find love.
That I shouldn't have to try because it was meant to be.

A beautiful person told me that.
For her, it is easy to find love.
Guys come running whenever they hear she's single.

But me, I've always had to fight for love.
In one way or another, I have always had to try, whether it be tooth and nail, intellect, or sheer seductivity, I have had to try my very hardest to gain and keep every girl who I've been in some form of relationship with.

And I'm fucking tired of people who have everything easy telling me how easy everything is.
For me, it's not easy.
I have to use every ounce of my being to covet a girl, every time.

And I'm fucking tired of trying my hardest, just to be smashed into the ground.
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Math is hilarious [10 Oct 2007|07:40pm]
"A police officer arrives at the scene of an accident. The car had gone off the road and landed 10 m from the base of the embankment. The road is 3 m above the field where the car landed. Should the police officer issue the driver a ticket for speeding if the speed limit is 80 km/hr?"

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lmfaoooo
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[27 Sep 2007|11:31pm]
You may be feeling something deeply as the week begins -- to the point where your reactions in matters of the heart may not match what's actually happening. You're back in touch around Wednesday and Thursday, and love looks fun as well as educational! Whoever can offer you a bit of a challenge truly catches your interest -- seek out some teaching, as your brain and heart are closely connected now. You may be sitting pretty around Friday and Saturday night, but remember that pretty is as pretty does. Do the right thing, and be even more beautiful.
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[23 Sep 2007|12:57am]
After almost two years, I can't believe it's over.
I guess that nothing lasts forever, right?
We'll see.
Maybe sometime down the road, things will come back.
Who knows.

Aside from that, life is pretty great.
I have a few friends who I'm pretty sure actually like me.
I have two great bands.
One is kind of slacking, but the other one is fucking exploding.
Come see us at Warren Mott Marchathon next weekend, Saturday 29th.
Only $5!!!!
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[07 Sep 2007|11:09pm]
EHHH!!!
6 o'clock now
same place, same price.

time changed

6 o'clock P.M.
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[05 Sep 2007|03:59pm]
Show on Saturday.
7 o'clock.
St. Louise Church on 12 Mile.
Between Ryan and Dequindre.
$5 dollars.

Come to support the new ska band, The Options.
You may have to say our name to get in.
WE WANT TO GET PAID!

Show up, you fuckheads
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[22 Aug 2007|11:25pm]
Party on Tuesdayyyy
Everyone should attend
And by everyone, I mean everyone
Bring your friends


Perhaps a special appearance by The Flemings?
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[13 Aug 2007|12:17am]
Good birthday.
Good friends, good food
Good illegal sex.
Yeahhhhh, undercover cops, come arrest me for statutory rape, it'll be worth it.
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back [11 Aug 2007|09:40am]
I'm back
And now I'm a full fledged ninja!
My birthday is tomorrow, and of course, I will be 16.
School starts soon, so that's sad.
I'm working today with Marcie and Liz at some place.
I dunno, 40 bucks is pretty decent, if you ask me.
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Ninja Training Camp! [05 Aug 2007|03:19am]
Off to ninja training camp!
Be back on Friday!

My birfday is on Sunday, get me something sweet.
I might have a party.
Maybe Tuesday, maybe the week after.

The Flemings are working on getting shirts and other such nonsense, hit up the space.


P.S.
Pan's Labyrinth, that's a sweet movie.
I highly suggest watching it.
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[31 Jul 2007|05:28pm]
Your results:
You are The Joker
The Joker
61%
Poison Ivy
61%
Mr. Freeze
54%
Riddler
54%
Apocalypse
53%
Dr. Doom
53%
Mystique
52%
Magneto
52%
Lex Luthor
50%
Dark Phoenix
48%
Catwoman
46%
Green Goblin
40%
Two-Face
40%
Venom
39%
Kingpin
27%
Juggernaut
24%
The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.


Click here to take the "Which Super Villain are you?" quiz...



Your results:
You are Green Lantern
Green Lantern
90%
Spider-Man
80%
Wonder Woman
67%
The Flash
65%
Superman
60%
Hulk
55%
Robin
52%
Supergirl
52%
Iron Man
50%
Catwoman
45%
Batman
45%
Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.


Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

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[29 Jul 2007|02:54pm]
CANCELED
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The Deathly Hallows (Spoliers, kind of?) [25 Jul 2007|12:46am]
My only problem, literally, only problem with the book:

They're seventeen years old.

Now, that's a pretty broad statement, so let me clarify.

At the beginning of the book, when they are all at the Burrow, shit is getting hot and heavy with Ginny.
Then... nothing.
What the fuck?
I don't want to sound like a weirdo or anything, but after all this time, reading all of the books, right when things start getting good, Rowling quits on me.
The point is, he's seventeen, and as far as we know, only had his first kiss at fifteen.
Fifteen fucking years old.
Two years later, at most, he's feeling a girl up when her brother walks in.
The only reason he broke it off with her in the first place is to protect her from Voldemort.
Basically, to fuck her, he wouldn't have to be in a relationship with her.
I mean, if he can go make out with her in her room then why couldn't he have simply taken her clothes off?
He's a wizard for Christ's sake!
Anyways, at risk of sounding like a complete weirdo, I'm going to cut it off there and move onto the next point.

After seven years of magical schooling, during which all of the teachers believed that the Dark Lord was going to rise again, they never learned any sort of destructive spells.
Period.
They only learned defensive spells, and very few of those.
Even Lupin said, "Don't let Expelliarmus become your signature move, Harry."
The only person who even attempted some real dueling magic was Hermionie.
She was a fucking badass.
It just seems to me that they would have wanted to teach the young wizards to duel, so that when, not if, the time came, they could defend themselves.



All of that said, it really was a fantastic book, with a good sense of closure.
and death...
lot's of death.
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[22 Jul 2007|06:47pm]

The Everything Test

There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

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Personality
You are more emotional than logical, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more artistic mind than engineering mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.

As for specific personality traits, you are romantic (86%), innovative (86%), intellectual (70%), adventurous (69%).

Stereotypes
Old Geezer67%
Punk Rock60%
Hippie58%
 
Life Experience
Sex40%
Substances16%
Travel15%

Politics
Your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom you agree with around 78% of the time.
  Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Working Class. You make more than 0% of those who have taken this test, and 100% less than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13.
By the way, your hottness rank is 69%, hotter than 79% of other test takers.

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Fuck traditional.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caturday [08 Jul 2007|04:01am]
Common themes include jokes of the form "Im in ur noun, verb-ing ur related noun."
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[06 Jul 2007|07:43pm]
Nothin beats a night of ska.

Even if it's not what I usually dig.
Seriously, what kind of ska show sells out?
GAY
Usually there's just over like, 300 people there.
Last night, there was about that many on one floor.
Ehh, whatever.
Against All Authority went on too early, I thought.
I wasn't in the mood for punk yet.
But Streetlight was.... amazing.
For lack of a better word.
I wish they play some Keasbey Night stuff, more than just Point/Counter Point/Keasbey Nights.
Reel Big Fish..... was God.
The stage presence is great, the music is fantastic.
Less Than Jake... was gay.
Haha, we left and ate Koney.
That's the best show of the summer.
Fo sho.
Maybe not so much if NoFX and Catch 22 were on the Warped Tour, but they aren't.

It doesn't beat Summer of Ska from last year though.

Catch 22, Big D, Suburban Legends, Westbound Train Voodoo Glowskulls
God, that was a good night.
Anyway, Warped Tour will still be great.
Mustard Plug, Bad Religion, Big D.
Yeah, it'll be great.






I'M STILL PISSED THAT ANTI FLAG AND NOFX AREN'T BACK >:-0
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[04 Jul 2007|02:23pm]
5 Stars on all Co-Op.

EXPERT, BITCH.
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